Friday, October 30, 2009

No.

I refuse to take part in the cliche halloween festivities this year. I'd really like for people to stop making me change my mind. I won't. I am going to enjoy doing laundry and homework alone and then spending the night in the city watching scary movies and drinking hot cocoa. Leave me alone.

friend:
you should get a last minute costume

me: why? so i can go to some stupid drunken party and get hit on by some drunken douche who just wants ass?

friend:
yep
you spend 99% of the year dressed as boring ol' alex
you get a few handful of days where its acceptable to mix it up as much as you like
take advatange of not leading a boring life!

me:i like my boring life, thank you.

friend:
whatevah helps you sleep at night

me:
lots and lots of vicodin

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